I'm Pissed Off!

My god damn friend Jon, who is a freakin' gamin' n00b, has cleard Mario Kart DS. I haven't yet. That is bullshit! The DS is his first system. Speakin' of Mario Kart and me bein' pissed off:

FUCK YOU NINTENDO! GIVE ME A GOD DAMN QUICK RESTART OPTION! I DON'T WANT TO SLOG THROUGH A BUNCH OF MENUS JUST TO GET BACK TO WHERE I FUCKED UP!!!

Seriously, that is just bullshit.

Also bullshit: The New Mario Brothers isn't out here yet. Nor is Metroid Prime: Hunters. That is bullshit! I'm in Japan. Shit comes out here first! Motherfucker!

And the internet is fucking up all over the place. Bullshit!